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I just read a blog comment on someone else's blog that just screams "show this to others". Enjoy!

I love to cook for my best friend but she went and decided my most difficult recipe is her fave so sometimes I have to make it. Today I decided to make it for her since we haven't eaten this since August, but then I decided that maybe it's time she learned to make it so I suggested she could make it and I could supervise. She didn't like the idea so I told her I think the Bible says that if you give a man a fish he eats for a day but if you teach him how to fish he eats for life. Something like that. Then we started bickering and when I left to go to the store my friend was yelling after me "I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO FISH!" I pointed out how we were recently talking about how disgusting the holy rollers are when they pick and choose things from the Bible to interpret literally. So I called her a literalist and she told me that she is not a literalist because this particular recipe doesn't even have fish in it. Is she right? I say she's a literalist.