I read about some Somali pirates trying to hijack what they thought was a cargo ship. Turns out it was a French navy vessel. You gotta wonder what they thought the instant they realized their mistake. It reminds me of some documentary I saw on Discovery last week about some natives in the rain forests of Brazil. This naked guy climbed up a tree so he could poke a stick in a beehive in an adjacent tree to get the honey out. What is he going to do when bees come after him 30' up a tree? Luckily, there were no bees. Unfortunately, there was no honey either.
Oh, by the way, I didn't realize that there is a waiter/patron privilege similar to the doctor/patient one. It's bad when you can't bitch about tips anymore.
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My question would be, "Why are you climbing the tree naked? Aren't you worried about possible damage to your ding-a-ling?"
ReplyDeleteWho can't bitch? The waiter or the patron?