Are school lunches a national security threat?

What the hell kind of headline is that? This is the typical sort of dumbass eye-catching rumor starting media crap we are constantly bombarded with. Saying that bad school nutrition causes fat kids who can't serve in the military which, in turn, poses a national security threat is a stretch! That's like saying doing meth or smoking dope is a security threat because we would be too high to get in the Army. Another story like this one is the one that opines that cow farts are destroying the ozone layer!